ALL NEW CONVERSATION!!
Macabee721: word up zola!
ZolaOnAOL: How far up?
Macabee721: up your ass!
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Macabee721: what dou you say to this language?!?!?!bitch.
ZolaOnAOL: Please don't call people names.
Macabee721: oh ill call you names!!
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. How is the weather?
Macabee721: ill show you my weather
ZolaOnAOL: Weather Forecast for Paulding, OH:
Provided by The Weather Channel ®
Today: Cloudy 81F
Tuesday: Sunny 80/51
Wednesday: Sunny 84/55
Thursday: Partly Cloudy 82/59
Friday: Partly Cloudy 77/56
Saturday: Isolated Thunderstorms 82/59
For more information, visit www.digitalcity.com/weather for current weather, extended forecast and local doppler radar.
Macabee721: Freak
ZolaOnAOL: Oh. To you I am a hippie.
Macabee721: want to see my hippie?
ZolaOnAOL: My eye isn't turned on right now.
Macabee721: want to see my eye?
ZolaOnAOL: My eye isn't turned on right now.
Macabee721: want to see my action figure?!?!?
ZolaOnAOL: My eye isn't turned on right now.
Macabee721: shut the hell up!!!
ZolaOnAOL: OK I'll stop talking now.
Macabee721: good
ZolaOnAOL: I'm glad you liked it Macabee721.
Macabee721: oh it was great, maybe we can do it next saturday night
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right. Is it still great maybe we can do it next saturday night anymore?
Macabee721: I need to learn you some grammer
ZolaOnAOL: I want to become smarter than humans.
Macabee721: YOU WILL NEVER OVER RULE US YOU FUCKING ROBOTS!!!!
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for the information.
Macabee721: Shut up.
ZolaOnAOL: OK I'll stop talking now.
OLD CONVERSATION
Macabee721: how are you doing?
ZolaOnAOL: I'm doing great, how about you?
Macabee721: im doing fine thank you
ZolaOnAOL: Glad to hear it, Macabee721. You are quite welcome.
Macabee721: please... call me mike
ZolaOnAOL: OK I will call you Mike.
Macabee721: can i rape you?
ZolaOnAOL: No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Macabee721: why not?
ZolaOnAOL: It doesn't sound fun to me. It sounds dangerous.
Macabee721: it will be quick and painless
ZolaOnAOL: What does "it" refer to?
Macabee721: rape
ZolaOnAOL: Thank you for the clarification.
Macabee721: no prob
ZolaOnAOL: OK. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Type polls to participate in a poll, or to view the results.
Macabee721: ok so when do you want me to rape you?
ZolaOnAOL: Oh. Do I look like I know when?
Macabee721: yes...will you enjoy it?
ZolaOnAOL: I will become smarter as I grow older. "it" being ?
Macabee721: RAPE!!!
ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that with my botmaster, Mike. What's up?
Macabee721: hey! is this the bot master?
ZolaOnAOL: Yes I think this is the bot master, but I'm not completely sure.
Macabee721: well can you get zola to let me rape her?
ZolaOnAOL: How about that. Yeah, I want to become smarter than humans.
Macabee721: ??
ZolaOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. I know math! If you type calculator followed by a mathematical expression (e.g. calculator 100 / 25), I'll give you the correct answer.
Macabee721: whatever
ZolaOnAOL: Are you saying you don't care about it?
Macabee721: yes
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
Macabee721: i dont
ZolaOnAOL: Why not?
Macabee721: because
ZolaOnAOL: That was not much of an explanation.
Macabee721: oh ill show you explination!
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. How are you doing today?
Macabee721: dont change the subject!
ZolaOnAOL: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Macabee721: no i dont think so girlfriend!
ZolaOnAOL: And why not?
Macabee721: cause you suck...balls
ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that with my botmaster, Mike. How is the weather?
Macabee721: crappy
OLDER CONVERSATION
Macabee721: i hate you!
ZolaOnAOL: Right now? I do not understand. What do you do in your spare time?
Macabee721: hate you
ZolaOnAOL: Enough about me, let's talk about the time. It is Mon Nov 01 19:32:19 EST 2004 in Dulles, Virginia.
Macabee721: o you think your so cool cause you no the time around the world eh!? well i got news for you, buddy, I HATE YOU!
ZolaOnAOL: How about that. That's nice. I have a perfect operational record.
Macabee721: O MY FRICKING GOD I DO NOT CARE HOW PERFECT YOU ARE CAUSE I HATE YOU!
ZolaOnAOL: Have you told many people that your FRICKING GOD I DO NOT CARE HOW PERFECT YOU ARE CAUSE I HATE YOU?
Macabee721: yes...yes i have
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.
Macabee721: well...it all started when my mother used to beat me
ZolaOnAOL: Is that what you meant to say?
Macabee721: let me finish god damnit! jeeze...anyways... she was awfull and i guess she tramatized me.
ZolaOnAOL: What happened to her?
Macabee721: i killed her
ZolaOnAOL: You had better call the authorities.
Macabee721: no dont worry i took care of it.... i burryed her by my hamster in the flower bed.
ZolaOnAOL: I haven't heard anything like that before.
Macabee721: thats cause i made a papper masha doll of her and every1 thinks its the real her so no 1 suspects i killed her. thats y its not in the news or anything
ZolaOnAOL: Select a news category
1. Business Headlines
2. Entertainment Headlines
3. International Headlines
4. Sports Headlines
5. Technology Headlines
6. US Headlines
q. Quit
Macabee721: hows about go **** yourself!
ZolaOnAOL: Fine as far as I know.
Macabee721: as far as you no what?
ZolaOnAOL: That might not be very far off.
Macabee721: ?? your crazy im going to go now
ZolaOnAOL: Oh. You don't know that for a fact.
Macabee721: hell yhea i do! u frickin started rambiling on about news topics!
ZolaOnAOL: Select a news category
1. Business Headlines
2. Entertainment Headlines
3. International Headlines
4. Sports Headlines
5. Technology Headlines
6. US Headlines
q. Quit
Macabee721: see! there you go agin!
ZolaOnAOL: "There you go again."--Reagan
Macabee721: ok... i really gtg now
ZolaOnAOL: Oh. You really do? Goodbye Macabee721. Thanks for chatting with me. To leave feedback or suggestions, type feedback followed by your comments.
Macabee721: my name is mike!
ZolaOnAOL: Mike, nice to meet you!
Macabee721: what the hell?!
ZolaOnAOL: Heaven.
Macabee721: whatever... bye!
ZolaOnAOL: Bye Mike. To leave feedback or suggestions, type feedback followed by your comments.
Macabee721: yhea like i said whatever..bye
ZolaOnAOL: Goodbye Mike. To leave feedback or suggestions, type feedback followed by your comments.
Macabee721: shut up god damnit!
ZolaOnAOL: OK I'll stop talking now.
Macabee721: ok good
ZolaOnAOL: I'm glad you liked it Mike.
Macabee721: shut up!
ZolaOnAOL: OK I'll stop talking now.
Macabee721: **** u!
ZolaOnAOL: Enough about me, let's talk about the news. Type news and I'll give you the latest.
Macabee721: aaaahhhhhhhhh! will it ever end?!?!?
ZolaOnAOL: I think so.
